I mean I don't even know where to begin. I've been a Nagy supporter for a long time but that is done. What an arrogant, stupid piece of shit he is. I really don't even know where to start my weekly rant. I don't think it would be crazy for everyone to hope the Bears lose their next 9 games and have to blow this whole operation up. I'm not kidding shoot me in the fucking head instead during the regular season instead of watching the Bears lose by 31 in a divisional game, just for Nagy and Ryan Pace to still be employed next year. Outside of Allen Robinson, and I guess Darnell Mooney now, has Ryan Pace done one thing to improve this offense his entire time here?
Let's see: Quarterback - hahahahahahahah we all know where I stand there. In case you don't, Mitch Trubisky is a dumb piece of shit waste of talent biggest bust in Bears history. And Nick Foles, who I still don't hate, but definitely is in the 25-32 range when it comes to starting quarterbacks in the NFL. I'd take 80% of backups over Mitch, that dumbass. Running back - drafted Jeremy Langford (not in the NFL anymore), Tarik Cohen (serviceable gadget player, fuck him though), and David Montgomery. Boy oh boy, David Montgomery, the slow piece of shit. I'm not sure how many picks we gave up to draft this "bruiser" who doesn't even get fourth and short carries. And I've never once seen him make someone miss in the open field, no exaggeration. He sucks, and dances around the line of scrimmage like he's Leveon Bell in Pittsburgh. You need an o-line to do that, and you need the ability to make someone miss. Speaking of the o-line, they all suck. Charles Leno and Bobby Massie - massive contracts. Reciever - drafted Kevin White. Anthony Miller only knows how to dance by shaking his knees the same way I do when I'm drunk at LG's and my friends and bouncers are begging me to go home. Riley Ridley is a healthy scratch every week. Javon Wims - who I actually like - was the key blocker on the 4th and short. What the fuck is that Matt Nagy? So there's the offense Pace put together.
Defensively, I love Danny Trevathan, but can he stop playing? He looks slower than most team's centers. Akeim Hicks, please stop laughing when you've given up 60 yards in penalties and we're down by 21.
God bless us all. Can't wait to see what moron quarterback Pace mortgages our future for in April.
"Anthony Miller only knows how to dance by shaking his knees the same way I do when I'm drunk at LG's and my friends and bouncers are begging me to go home."
What is everyone so surprised about?!?! I have been telling you for three years that Nagy was the problem. In year 1 he would make stupid decisions and get bailed out by the defense and just say he was being aggressive. No you weren't. You were being stupid. A couple of points here:
1) Cauliflower Pizza?!?!? Who raised you? That was, unbelievably, a bigger problem than the Bears performance.
2) I am not saying Trubisky is an effective NFL QB but we will never know because he has spent three years under an incompetent ego maniac. We have no idea what he could have been.
3) A perfect example of how incompetent he is reveals itself in the punt return game. He has obviously told the punt returners not to even try to catch the punt, which is actually their most important job. So, since we are not returning the punts we are trying to block them, right? No! We are blocking like we are setting up a return?!?! Do they even know the returner is not going to return the punt?
4) Timeouts - I am not even sure it is possible to have as bad results as he has AFTER he calls a timeout. It is almost guaranteed.
5) How come every other team in the NFL rushes to the line after a questionable call that the opponent might challenge but we sit there looking over for the next play call from Nagy?
6) Dan Orlovsky tweeted during the game that as obvious as it was that Sean McVay was so much better than Nagy the actual difference was ten times what you thought.
7) Tight Ends - two of them have made great plays this year and one of them consistently fucks up, yet the one fucking up continues to play over the other two?!?!?
I can go on forever. If the Bears Organization had any brains and balls, they would fire him today. That won't happen so they should at least tell him he has to let someone else call the offense. They will do neither.
I woke up pissed the hell off this morning. How much longer can we let Nagy just strut his way around halas hall with constant horrible offensive performances. We are wasting damn good defenses year after year because Nagy is incapable of making schematic offensive changes. He is so far behind the good offensive coaches in the league. Kyle Shanahan’s offensive scheme against the rams last week was A+ and Nagy comes out and puts up a complete dud. Did he not watch any film from Shanahan’s offense lighting up that rams defense with frikin Jimmy G last Sunday or is this guy such a Narcissist that he is unwilling to make any changes and admit that his offense sucks? Our O line is terrible but I saw a tweet this morning that Joe Burrow is playing behind one of the worst offensive lines in the league and constantly putting up a bunch of points other than the outlier at the ravens. So at this point idk what to do. Trubiksy is bad. Foles is bad. 3 touchdowns and 5 ints and 2-2 as a starter since taking over for Mitch. Not good. Man do I wish we would’ve signed lasic jameis this past offseason. I’m all in on Joe Brady next season. He will be a god damn good head coach within the next few seasons and bears need to do all they can do dump this moron Matt Nagy and Ryan pace and bring in Brady.
"Did he not watch any film from Shanahan’s offense lighting up that rams defense with frikin Jimmy G last Sunday or is this guy such a Narcissist that he is unwilling to make any changes and admit that his offense sucks?"
I heard Nagy say during the pregame that "we just need to be us" what exactly does that mean you moron? Less than 100 yards of offense at half time? 3 straight 3 and outs? He is the ultimate con artist. Every time they show him pacing up and down the sideline with his useless play sheet and I see "be you" on the bottom I want to hurl my phone through the TV. Leonard Floyd was putting on a clinic last night, the guy who we cut because he had about 7 sacks total in his 4 years. Where the hell do we go from here? As always, bear down.
I felt blessed when I woke up. The thought of the Bears playing like that week in and week out is the only thing keeping me going this NFL season. However, I did come to realize that I am still in fact a Cowboys fan. I quickly became sad again.
Nice to get that off your chest! Maybe Akiem Hicks should stop smiling after every blown play or stupid penalty. I found that incredibly annoying...Great job on the newsletter. I really enjoy reading it.
I don't have the energy this morning to go on a full blown rant, so I'm gonna leave that to my man Jack Carrico.
I do really love this defense, but even at times there was some sloppy/tired tackling. As you eluded to, this is probably due to the fact that offense gives them exactly 4 plays off every time.
I actually am not sure that Watson/Mahomes would be good on this team. That is how terrible this offense is. I don't think Mitch would be great somewhere else, because he's an incompetent professional QB who can't throw a spiral, but I'm not confident Nagy would have Watson succeeding in this offense. Foles obviously looked awful but he had half a second to get rid of the football every snap last night.
The Griese thing is funny, because Foles absolutely said that but probably thought it was off the record. Good luck to the Saints trying to score in Bear Weather next week. My prediction: Bears win 10-3 and we go on to be 6-2, Nagy repeats that we're 6-2 at least 15 times during the post-game presser and also declares that we need to look into some offense things at least 6 times.
I mean I don't even know where to begin. I've been a Nagy supporter for a long time but that is done. What an arrogant, stupid piece of shit he is. I really don't even know where to start my weekly rant. I don't think it would be crazy for everyone to hope the Bears lose their next 9 games and have to blow this whole operation up. I'm not kidding shoot me in the fucking head instead during the regular season instead of watching the Bears lose by 31 in a divisional game, just for Nagy and Ryan Pace to still be employed next year. Outside of Allen Robinson, and I guess Darnell Mooney now, has Ryan Pace done one thing to improve this offense his entire time here?
Let's see: Quarterback - hahahahahahahah we all know where I stand there. In case you don't, Mitch Trubisky is a dumb piece of shit waste of talent biggest bust in Bears history. And Nick Foles, who I still don't hate, but definitely is in the 25-32 range when it comes to starting quarterbacks in the NFL. I'd take 80% of backups over Mitch, that dumbass. Running back - drafted Jeremy Langford (not in the NFL anymore), Tarik Cohen (serviceable gadget player, fuck him though), and David Montgomery. Boy oh boy, David Montgomery, the slow piece of shit. I'm not sure how many picks we gave up to draft this "bruiser" who doesn't even get fourth and short carries. And I've never once seen him make someone miss in the open field, no exaggeration. He sucks, and dances around the line of scrimmage like he's Leveon Bell in Pittsburgh. You need an o-line to do that, and you need the ability to make someone miss. Speaking of the o-line, they all suck. Charles Leno and Bobby Massie - massive contracts. Reciever - drafted Kevin White. Anthony Miller only knows how to dance by shaking his knees the same way I do when I'm drunk at LG's and my friends and bouncers are begging me to go home. Riley Ridley is a healthy scratch every week. Javon Wims - who I actually like - was the key blocker on the 4th and short. What the fuck is that Matt Nagy? So there's the offense Pace put together.
Defensively, I love Danny Trevathan, but can he stop playing? He looks slower than most team's centers. Akeim Hicks, please stop laughing when you've given up 60 yards in penalties and we're down by 21.
God bless us all. Can't wait to see what moron quarterback Pace mortgages our future for in April.
God bless us all -- that's for the comprehensive report.
Poetic...those leg shakes of yours can get pretty wild
If he's the guy picking our next quarterback I can guarantee I will not be a bears fan in 2021
"Anthony Miller only knows how to dance by shaking his knees the same way I do when I'm drunk at LG's and my friends and bouncers are begging me to go home."
What is everyone so surprised about?!?! I have been telling you for three years that Nagy was the problem. In year 1 he would make stupid decisions and get bailed out by the defense and just say he was being aggressive. No you weren't. You were being stupid. A couple of points here:
1) Cauliflower Pizza?!?!? Who raised you? That was, unbelievably, a bigger problem than the Bears performance.
2) I am not saying Trubisky is an effective NFL QB but we will never know because he has spent three years under an incompetent ego maniac. We have no idea what he could have been.
3) A perfect example of how incompetent he is reveals itself in the punt return game. He has obviously told the punt returners not to even try to catch the punt, which is actually their most important job. So, since we are not returning the punts we are trying to block them, right? No! We are blocking like we are setting up a return?!?! Do they even know the returner is not going to return the punt?
4) Timeouts - I am not even sure it is possible to have as bad results as he has AFTER he calls a timeout. It is almost guaranteed.
5) How come every other team in the NFL rushes to the line after a questionable call that the opponent might challenge but we sit there looking over for the next play call from Nagy?
6) Dan Orlovsky tweeted during the game that as obvious as it was that Sean McVay was so much better than Nagy the actual difference was ten times what you thought.
7) Tight Ends - two of them have made great plays this year and one of them consistently fucks up, yet the one fucking up continues to play over the other two?!?!?
I can go on forever. If the Bears Organization had any brains and balls, they would fire him today. That won't happen so they should at least tell him he has to let someone else call the offense. They will do neither.
Number 5 here is actually something I forgot to mention, and I'm kicking myself for it. It is unbelievable how situationally unaware we are.
I woke up pissed the hell off this morning. How much longer can we let Nagy just strut his way around halas hall with constant horrible offensive performances. We are wasting damn good defenses year after year because Nagy is incapable of making schematic offensive changes. He is so far behind the good offensive coaches in the league. Kyle Shanahan’s offensive scheme against the rams last week was A+ and Nagy comes out and puts up a complete dud. Did he not watch any film from Shanahan’s offense lighting up that rams defense with frikin Jimmy G last Sunday or is this guy such a Narcissist that he is unwilling to make any changes and admit that his offense sucks? Our O line is terrible but I saw a tweet this morning that Joe Burrow is playing behind one of the worst offensive lines in the league and constantly putting up a bunch of points other than the outlier at the ravens. So at this point idk what to do. Trubiksy is bad. Foles is bad. 3 touchdowns and 5 ints and 2-2 as a starter since taking over for Mitch. Not good. Man do I wish we would’ve signed lasic jameis this past offseason. I’m all in on Joe Brady next season. He will be a god damn good head coach within the next few seasons and bears need to do all they can do dump this moron Matt Nagy and Ryan pace and bring in Brady.
"Did he not watch any film from Shanahan’s offense lighting up that rams defense with frikin Jimmy G last Sunday or is this guy such a Narcissist that he is unwilling to make any changes and admit that his offense sucks?"
Nailed it.
P.S. I'd take Joe Brady in a heartbeat.
Pain. Offensive line and play calling. Can’t blame the defense for being out there the entire game. No words for Ted Ginn.
Only good news moving forward is the saints haven’t played outside all year. Need to erase this week from my memory. Turn the page
That's pretty ridiculous a football team could go six weeks without playing a game outside. Sacrilegious. Let's hope for some #Bearweather, I guess.
I heard Nagy say during the pregame that "we just need to be us" what exactly does that mean you moron? Less than 100 yards of offense at half time? 3 straight 3 and outs? He is the ultimate con artist. Every time they show him pacing up and down the sideline with his useless play sheet and I see "be you" on the bottom I want to hurl my phone through the TV. Leonard Floyd was putting on a clinic last night, the guy who we cut because he had about 7 sacks total in his 4 years. Where the hell do we go from here? As always, bear down.
As always, bear down!
I felt blessed when I woke up. The thought of the Bears playing like that week in and week out is the only thing keeping me going this NFL season. However, I did come to realize that I am still in fact a Cowboys fan. I quickly became sad again.
Shout out Ben DiNucci! The Bears and the Cowboys are both a week away from first place!
Well when you put it like that!!
Nice to get that off your chest! Maybe Akiem Hicks should stop smiling after every blown play or stupid penalty. I found that incredibly annoying...Great job on the newsletter. I really enjoy reading it.
Thank you for reading -- I really appreciate it.
Also, love Hicks but could not agree more. He has 17.7% of all the Bears penalties this season -- nothing funny about that.
I don't have the energy this morning to go on a full blown rant, so I'm gonna leave that to my man Jack Carrico.
I do really love this defense, but even at times there was some sloppy/tired tackling. As you eluded to, this is probably due to the fact that offense gives them exactly 4 plays off every time.
I actually am not sure that Watson/Mahomes would be good on this team. That is how terrible this offense is. I don't think Mitch would be great somewhere else, because he's an incompetent professional QB who can't throw a spiral, but I'm not confident Nagy would have Watson succeeding in this offense. Foles obviously looked awful but he had half a second to get rid of the football every snap last night.
The Griese thing is funny, because Foles absolutely said that but probably thought it was off the record. Good luck to the Saints trying to score in Bear Weather next week. My prediction: Bears win 10-3 and we go on to be 6-2, Nagy repeats that we're 6-2 at least 15 times during the post-game presser and also declares that we need to look into some offense things at least 6 times.
Don't even get me started on Ted Ginn Jr.
If the Bears win 10-3 next week, I'll be all the way back in!