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Apr 6, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

I would be down to return to Bulls Fandom. With the bears and hawks being a sad flaming pile of shit with little hope of being good in the near future, and the cubs being a disappointing ass of a team the last couple of years, a good Bulls team sounds pretty cool. Even though Arturas Karnisova has the worst name of all goddam time, I think he would be the best option. I have absolutely no idea who he is, but Zack seems to like him, so I do too. Serioulsly though, his name blows and I don't like the thought of having to say it often if he eventually does get the job. Whatever.

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The Big ART!

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Apr 6, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

John Paxson is such a pride-less sack of shit. It's like having a bad nightmare and being offered a peaceful ending by the demon and choosing to try to stick it out. Get the fuck out of my face, man.

I like Arturas Karnisovas the best out of the options that we have been hearing. The Nuggets haven't had a bad draft pick in years. Their biggest flops are guys that are contributing role players, and you mix that drafting skill in with the free agent allure of Chicago? Stop. He's quietly built one of the most entertaining teams in basketball without bringing in a superstar. I think he would be great in Chicago.

Excited for Wednesday's piece about the Bears, Mitch Trubisky is still a stupid loser.

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Two weeks in a row, two excellent comments.

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Apr 6, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

When the Bulls are good the city is buzzing and we need that back. If nothing else, being able to cheer for a good basketball team is easy entertainment throughout the week. John Paxson must be going broke or something because I dont know what kind of man would stick around a job where literally everyone in the city wants to stone you in the streets and essentially gets canned. How is the season cancellation going to affect the NBA draft lottery? Call me crazy, we should draft Lamello so he has the chance to buy the bulls just like he did with his Australian team. Are we seeing the end of the Reinsdorf tyranny?

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LaMelo?

Stop it. Get some help.

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