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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

Ugh. I wish more than anything I could've rolled out of bed today pissed that Mitchell Trubisky walks the streets of this great city but I can't. I was on a flight for the first half so I didn't get to see much of the game, but from what I've read and heard, this team fucking sucks. Except Roquan, I love that guy. I said last week they might be a top 10 offense and hopped on my 8:30 Monday zoom call (fuck that by the way) with my face painted as a clown. In my defense, Ryan fuck face Pace has us all looking like clowns. Mitch no longer gets the blame from me unless they show his stupid fucking face during these abysmal games. I'm not anti-Foles yet. What I saw in the last 25 minutes of the game was Nagy's same bullshit lets run 5 yard hitches to Allen Robinson every play. I've always been a Nagy supporter, but my patience is running thin. It's hilarious watching Cam Newton and Teddy Bridgewater outplay the fuck out of anyone the Bears have had under center in my lifetime and we get stuck with the same old bullshit. I dare Ryan Pace to show his face in public because I will punch it. Fuck him especially. If you're reading this Ryan Pace (which he should not be allowed to) - GO FUCK YOURSELF!

The Cubs - my fucking god. Blow this whole god damn operation up. Every last bit. I wouldn't be happier if I never saw any of those fucking assholes in a Cubs uniform again (except Kyle Hendricks and 2020 version of Yu Darvish). GET KRIS BRYANT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, PLEASE. Does he have absolutely any trade value anymore? Anthony Rizzo? You may be an all-time Cub in my eyes but fuck you too. Javy - FUCK YOU! Blow this whole thing up and let's start from scratch. I liked being miserable when I knew they sucked, not this bullshit. Fuck.

Now we have the Bulls to look at as our saving grace. Hahahahahahaha.

Hawkeye football is back in a few weeks - can't wait for them to run the table and be in the CFP come January.

God Bless us all.

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Amidst what seemed to be a crystal meth-induced comment, a few good points were made here

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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

That was a wild ride cack

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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

Is it a remote possibility that Lazor can call the plays? Anyone with a brain should be able to call a better game than Nagy at this point. Can’t even get a first down to think about flipping the field position game. The defense was never in a position to pin their ears back because the offense gives the ball back to the colts at the bears 40 or better. Thursday night is gonna be a long night.

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Absolutely agree. Can't rely on the defense to make big stop after big stop after big stop. I want the Bears to win Thursday or lose by 45.

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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

I have been saying it all along. Even in his first year. Nagy is a problem. That first year was the worst thing that could happen to him. It fooled people into thinking he was special. If you remember, the defense carried that whole year. Supremely out coached.

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Yup.

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Lets start with Cordarrelle Patterson, what the hell is this guy good for? He is consistently bringing the ball out of the end zone when it is kicked 7 yards deep, he is lined up in the backfield and runs up the middle for 2 fuckin yards. People call him a utility guy but he doesn't excel at one single thing...fuck him. The O Line is pathetic, good thing were stuck with Massie and Leno for a good while longer. I don't care if the Bears make the playoffs this year, I want Nagy gone. The Bears are stuck in football purgatory with no light at the end of the tunnel, I was pumped up to be 3-0 last week but after yesterdays performance I'm starting to think they should be 0-4.

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Strong disagree here, there were times he was the only player worth a damn last year. He's great in kick/punt coverage as well and is a good auxiliary man on offense. He excels at special teams which is no small thing. It's not his fault he's being misused.

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Oct 5, 2020Liked by Andrew Donlan

Jacob, I disagree wholeheartedly. He is consistently playing his ass off and making plays. As far as I am concerned, he can bring that ball out every time. We are in better shape with him bringing it out than giving it to that worthless offense.

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